[54warrior]

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee. As she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals a
lack of underwear.

Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband
demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says "For
the sake of decency, here's 20. Go buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies "I can't
afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and
says "For the sake of decency, here's 10. Go buy yourself some
underwear!"

Lastly the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"She too explains "You dinna give
me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into
his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'o Jesus, here's a comb. Tidy
yerself up a bit."