[homer]

I first fell in love with my Titan after reading about her in magazines, and my lust was further tantalized by seeing her in commercials. I finally worked up the courage to visit a house of ill repute in my area. I'm not in the habit of paying for my "company", but I approached a young fellow and expressed to him my wants and desires. For a large sum of money he promised to deliver the girl of my dreams. Several days later my dreams were realized.

She and I bonded immediately. I love her but she isn't without her shortcomings. She longs for a purse to hold her loose coins, and sometimes when she sings to me her voice fades in and out. She was somewhat self-conscious of her nose, so I presented her with a nice protector lest some rogue apply brute force to her most delicate feature. She has a fetish for large rubber things , so I gave her a nice mat for her bed as well as a set for her interior so that she wouldn't get soiled during the harsh winter months. I also gave her some shiny bed rails to pretty her up.

We enjoy many intimate moments. I love giving her bubble baths followed by soft, full body massages until her skin glistens in the sun. Sometimes she asks for a wax job, and I happily comply. I love being inside her, I can only describe it as pure ecstasy. I'm usually gentle, but sometimes in a fit of passion she will beg me to ride her hard, and again I happily comply.

Alas, I know that someday she will grow old and tired, but I take comfort in the knowledge that when that day comes I can trade her in for a younger model. And now if you'll excuse me, I need a cold shower.