Go have a read. Maybe, just maybe you can absorb some of the data presented and just drop this "my truck is faster/ pulls better than yours" deal. The whole thing looks silly.
http://www.truckworld.com/Truck-Test...04-4way-2.html
Enjoy. And you may want to sit down. You are about to learn that every vehicle has its shortcomings and that your F series really is as slow as it feels.
If this isn't enough, there are numberous other tests with similar data.