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Thunder tank 3--Triton 0
well my Brother-in-law always talks crap about my Titan. Says "that Japanese truck cant hang with an American truck" I said "this trucks maid in the USA by Americans"
He said "really... I didn’t know that"
But he still insisted that my Titan didn’t have any balls
Last weekend he rented a 2005 F150 with the Triton XLT or XTL. Whatever.
So I said "bring it baby"
He said "you truck cant handle that Triton V8 I just smoked a Cadillac earlier".
I said "lets go"
My Brother in law is super competitive and is so into racing he is crazy. Every trip on the road is like a race to him.
First time from a dead stop he tried holding the brake and the accelerator down to get a jump on me. We didn’t have a stop light because it was a back road, so I let him have the first go.
I smoked him so bad with my Titan. Nothing but tailgate.
Second time he tried to manually shift starting from 1st gear (the ford was an automatic. Again I let him go first again.
Chalk another one up for my Titan. I smoked him again.
Third time was the best!! For me.
I smoked him by a truck length and while we are still racing I let off the gas completely so he can catch up (im just toying with him now) he catches up and im passing him then letting him catch up and the passing him again. Finally I floor it I'm doing about 90MPH and he is about 4 or 5 truck lengths behind me.
It was awesome.
It was on a back country road with no houses so we didn’t endanger anyone but ourselves.
Yes im immature and so is he and it was the most fun I had in a long time
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You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
It's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
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