This cracks me up

Being from the state of AR, i've seen this a time or 2.
How you pull wins, not what your pulling with!
I've seen a reg cab 2wd GM truck pull a 4wd 3/4 ton Ford around anywhere it wanted. "ya ready............go!" Mash the brakes. Once the other guy starts to lay rubber......take him for a ride.
IMO i think the whole Tug game is dumb. I'd rather race.
