[Mr. B]

Ohhhh, I remember that horrible life changing episode like it happened yesterday....I was lounging around in my mom's livingroom while my mom was folding my laundry, after having fixed me a nice lunch when came a knock upon the door.....I opened the door and there stood my long time girlfriend...in a wedding dress.....I took off through the house, out the back door and was jumping the fence when she grabbed my ankes....she dragged me all the way to the Church house.....kicking and screaming the whole way....I haven't been the same since.