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EP6:11 · 08-29-2007, 10:03 AM

Great Kill!!

Here is another funny Escalade story for you vegastitan21; The other day I saw this 17 or 18 year old guy driving an Escalade through the Albertson's parking lot. He has his left hand hanging out the window with his cig between his thumb and first finger facing down. I guess this is the "cool" way to hold your smoke (if you smoke which I don't). I think it looks gay. He has white shades on, the stock stereo thumping and he is just full of himself.

The Escalade had the largest wheels and lowest profile tires I have EVER seen on an suv. A 40+ year old woman with all of the after market upgrades a plastic surgen can give walks in front of him and he gives her a couple of short whistles like the ones I see the gardeners do around here to 14 year old girls.

WHAT A JOKE!! I guess his mommy let him take her car to the store. I bet she didn't know he was cruising grocery store parking lots for women older than her lol.

08-29-2007, 10:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
EP6:11 Registered User iTrader: (0) Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Orange County, Ca. Posts: 265 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: SAD Escalade owner Great Kill!! Here is another funny Escalade story for you vegastitan21; The other day I saw this 17 or 18 year old guy driving an Escalade through the Albertson's parking lot. He has his left hand hanging out the window with his cig between his thumb and first finger facing down. I guess this is the "cool" way to hold your smoke (if you smoke which I don't). I think it looks gay. He has white shades on, the stock stereo thumping and he is just full of himself. The Escalade had the largest wheels and lowest profile tires I have EVER seen on an suv. A 40+ year old woman with all of the after market upgrades a plastic surgen can give walks in front of him and he gives her a couple of short whistles like the ones I see the gardeners do around here to 14 year old girls. WHAT A JOKE!! I guess his mommy let him take her car to the store. I bet she didn't know he was cruising grocery store parking lots for women older than her lol. __________________ 06' CC, 4X4, Off-Road, Big Tow, Smoke. AMP Research Power Steps, Timing Advance, 18" Magnaflow Cat Back, Radflow Coilovers, Donahoe Rear Shocks, AFE Stage ll CAI., 295/70/17 Nitto Terra Grapplers.