LOL ....
Nothing personal electricity ... but your post reminded me of a story that my grandad once told me ....
Once there was a man walking down the road ... getting a bit hungry ... when he happened along a couple of fruit stands ... one on each side of the road ....
On one side of the road was a sign that read "Apples - $.05" ... but directly below the sign was an empty bin ....
So the hungry traveler looked to the other side of the road ... and he could see that that vendor had a bin brimming full of ripe red apples ....
But above the bin hung a sign .... "Apples - $.10" ....
Well the traveler approached the vendor with the apples and said ... "Hey ... that fella over there is selling apples for $.05 ... but he's out right now .... How 'bout selling me an apple for a nickel ?"
And the vendor replied ... "Hell ... if I didn't have any ... I'd give it to ya !"
