I hate reading Fauch's posts about his problems. Hopefully things are resolved soon.
Hunter, hopefully it's not too late to respond to your Banff question. I've been busy lately and haven't visited the site in a while. I'm an old guy (35 years old today) so i like the night life at the Rose and Crown. It is lively enough but still not the club type atmosphere. As far as eating/drinking, we like the St. James Gate. It is amazing food and all the beer you could possibly enjoy in an evening.
Johnson's Canyon is nice if you're up for a hike. It is about 30 minutes west of Banff but has some nice waterfalls etc. We once saw a lady hiking in her high heeled shoes. It looked like she just came from church. It was hilarious.
Anyway, the Saltlik is supposed to be an really nice place to eat $$$ but I've never been there. Also, the Grizzly House is a place where you can fondue some funky stuff like grasshopper and frog legs etc. They also have normal stuff that tastes pretty good. It was different for sure.
The Cave and Basin, the hot springs and Banff Spring Hotel are always nice to visit. The entire history of the discovery of Banff is explained at the Cave and Basin and the hotel has an amazing history as well (my buddy is the assistant director of security so don't stir anything up or you'll probably meet him
I'm sure I'll think of a bizillion more things to do after I go to bed but I betcha you'll discover them all after being there for a bit. You'll have a blast for sure. A buddy of mine plays in a hockey tournament down there every year and he always manages to have a blast.