Sunday Morning Sex

[Frank N]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be
asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on
the Dong."

Granny paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd
still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

[dwoelper]

Haha this made me lol literaly

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[dv3andrs]

Ah that's awesome!

[urthemaster]

Haha that's funny

[BRACEYOSELF777]

That sucks hahahahaha