37L1's Future

[Buzz]

> YA JUST GOTTA LOVE TENNESSEE
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> A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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> How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
> When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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> How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
> There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
> Documentaries.
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> Where was the toothbrush invented?
> Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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> A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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> Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State ;Lottery?
> The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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> The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
> Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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> A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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> A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
> The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?'
> "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
> The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
> "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
> The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
> "The man says,"I mount animals."
> The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

[BLWedge09]

Wow buzz, you must be feeling lucky this morning or something.

[Buzz]

Figure I could get away with it.

I live in the same county as 37L1 here in the People's Republic of California.

I got that from a teammate in LA - Lower Alabama.

Flora-Bama Lounge rocks!

[37L1]

Hahahahahahaha!

You should hear the California jokes they tell in Tennessee, (trouble is it's the headlines from our newspapers)!

So now I get it from both sides. . . .

Watch out for those Tennessee boys, they have a wicked sense of humor and I imagine you will be hearing from them Buzz.

[jcdunn]

Stupid California Laws
(Real Laws and real stupid)

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
*What happens @ night? Can you sue the gov?*

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
*Gotta keep them horny animals away!*

Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
*I cant say much about this one, there is an elephant sanctuary less than 10 miles from where i grew up.*

Bathhouses are against the law.
*I knew you guys smelled funny*

In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
*Leave it to Californians to be politically correct even for the animals*

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
*Hmm....*

Women may not drive in a house coat.
*Sneaky women, trying to hide in their housecoats*

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
*Ya'll got a big whale problem over there?*

[tortuga]

those volunteer state jokes were hilarious!!! thanks!!! it was nice knowin' ya!!!

[Squid]

I predict a visit from HonderMotorsicklePagerDaddy and the Bowhunter in your very near future. I for one can't wait.

[VaTitanOwner]

Buzz - as an adopted Tennessean (via my wife of 27 years) I still think those are pretty funny. How long did it take you to replace West Virginia with Tennessee? I-64 doesn't run through the Volunteer State. Regardless, the Vols would laugh along with you. They have a great sense of humor. Keep 'em coming.

[tnbowhunter]

Originally Posted by Squid

I predict a visit from HonderMotorsicklePagerDaddy and the Bowhunter in your very near future. I for one can't wait.

Hmmm, stay away for one day and this place goes to hell. Ya better watch yer 6 "Buzzy boy". We got somthing just for boys like you. I bet you got a purty mouth don't ya boy???

[Buzz]

Originally Posted by tnbowhunter

I bet you got a purty mouth don't ya boy???

Yep, I stills got all my teethesess.

Maybe I can get that surgery that I saw on the Blue Collar Comedy show.

[tortuga]

and buy yerself some used toofbwushes too...

[pagerdaddy]

It doesn't surprise me that some of the California members list their location as "San Mateo County"....rather than their home town of San Francisco.

Even less surprising is some of them expressing a desire to have surgery.

[tnbowhunter]

Originally Posted by pagerdaddy

It doesn't surprise me that some of the California members list their location as "San Mateo County"....rather than their home town of San Francisco.

Even less surprising is some of them expressing a desire to have surgery.

No no Steve, that's San Fransissyco.
If it's a choice between being a Tennessee Hillbilly and, well you know the other choice, I'll just be a hillbilly thank you very much.
Uh, not that there's anything wrong with being

[BLWedge09]

Originally Posted by tnbowhunter

No no Steve, that's San Fransissyco.
If it's a choice between being a Tennessee Hillbilly and, well you know the other choice, I'll just be a hillbilly thank you very much.
Uh, not that there's anything wrong with being

You mean ?

[tnbowhunter]

Originally Posted by BLWedge09

You mean ?

Now that right there's funny.............