Joke

[tnbowhunter]

Yeah I know, there is a joke thread "somewhere" but i'm too lazy to find it.

Anyhow a friend e-mailed me this joke this morning and I thought it was kinda funny especially the Ted Kennedy part........some may not find it as funny as me, but hey deal with it.

A friend of mine bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next
day complaining that he couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"!

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!", He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
Replaced Willie Nelson.


He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he would say,
"Beethoven," He'd get beautiful classical music, and if he said,
"Beatles,"
He'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car,
but he swerved in time to avoid them. He yelled, "Azz Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill
Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
He said, "Damn, I LOVE this car!"

[skyhammer]

I thought that was pretty funny also. I am going to send this to some of my liberal acquaintances.

[afplayboy18]

lmao...definetly going to have to save this.

i agree, the kennedy part was the best, actually made me laugh out loud

[IMADOGMAN]

I'd rather hunt with D!ck Cheney...
...than ride with Ted Kennedy