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09-12-2006, 07:37 AM
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In the Dog House!
Today is my wife's X9th birthday - you know the one they all worry so much about. She would not even get out of bed this morning to help me get our Daughter off to school. I tried to tell her that is is just a number - and that what does not kill you makes you older. Now I am in the Dog House big time. All suggestions welcome to help me fix this misunderstanding caused my my sense of humor. The "take your out to dinner tonight" and hugs and kisses as well as most of the other obvious fixes have been tried already - No go - So - I need to tap the resources and creativity of the board for this one. Please help!
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09-12-2006, 07:42 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
Have a spa anywhere around?? An hour message, a pedicure and manicure. She will be a happy camper!!!
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09-12-2006, 07:52 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
I'm afraid you have no choice here, Roy. Just go out and get her a nice new Porsche Boxster or a Mercedes SLK convertible. I hear Jaguar XKR's soothe the female temper as well.... Suck it up, Dude! Do the right thing!
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09-12-2006, 08:08 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
Thants one thing I'll neve muck with is a womans age. My wife is in the X3 age now, but thank god she looks real good, not like some wives that I have seen. Ewwwwww
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09-12-2006, 08:13 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
Royr I hate to say it but this calls for drastic measures! Since your in the dog house anyway you need to go out and get a woman escort for a night and bring her home! (Yup I said bring her home) Show the wife and tell her she has competition with the new girl. When they know they have competition everything changes.......................
.........And no I would never be stupid enough to try this either! LOL
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09-12-2006, 08:15 AM
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09-12-2006, 08:23 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
You're just gonna have to play the nice guy and suck it up for a while. It will prolly just take some time to get over.
Good luck! If all else fails just dump her for a younger chick! J/K...........though my new gf is younger than my x. |
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09-12-2006, 08:41 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
royr:
One word: jewelry!
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09-12-2006, 08:45 AM
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09-12-2006, 09:02 AM
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Re: In the Dog House!
Yep, this is gonna take some highly compressed carbon atoms in a nice, shiny setting. And don't try to pass of that cubic zirconium crap, either
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09-12-2006, 09:04 AM
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Yea I have to agree royr, The diamond thing is a better idea than the call girl thing. Might want to reconsider!! LOL
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Re: In the Dog House!
I wouldn't buy her anything expensive. Just some flowers and be extra nice for a day or two. It'll blow over. Just be more careful next time!
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Re: In the Dog House!
From a womans point of view a little reassurance goes along way. Let her know you still find her hot and attractive no matter how old she is. A sexy little something for her to wear in her favorite color might help. Its the worry that as you get old that your less attractive that makes all women worry and get depressed. Hey your getting older too. Too much *** kissing that might seem insencere might make it worse. Flowers every now and then for no reason help. It lets a lady know you are always on her mind.
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