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Old 01-17-2007, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Another Blonde Joke

One winter morning in Pennsylvania, a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast.? They heard the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.? You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."? The wife
went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.? You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."? The wife went out and moved her car again.?

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.? You must
park......."? Then the electric power went off.

The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do.? Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"?

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, he said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"
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thats funny
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thats awesome!
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

My wife didn't get it....yep shes blonde
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Glad I live in Fla. See avitar (the lovely Mrs.Rico387).




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I bet this has really happened to someone somewhere!
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Another Blonde Joke

One winter morning in Pennsylvania, a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast.? They heard the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.? You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."? The wife
went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.? You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."? The wife went out and moved her car again.?

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.? You must
park......."? Then the electric power went off.

The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do.? Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"?

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, he said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"


Now thats funny right there I don't care who you are.
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