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Old 08-12-2007, 07:38 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Re: 5 word story..

where he unbuckled his belt
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Old 08-12-2007, 07:48 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Re: 5 word story..

And saw this big wart
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Old 08-12-2007, 07:53 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Re: 5 word story..

oozing nasty fluid all over...
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the back and legs of
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A midget stripper that was....
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Re: 5 word story..

trying to milk black booty...
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Re: 5 word story..

but he was horsing around.
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Re: 5 word story..

looking for the hose..
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When he found the hose...
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he tried to suck a...
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Golf ball through a garden...
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sprinkler. he then called gadget
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who is also known as...
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a nondoctor of sorts. He
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used his non medical knowledge...
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