Ed Zachary Disease?

[Blackbeauty]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had
not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was
afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all Your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to
odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang
then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to
me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your
probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse
case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your
azz.

[Z-Hauler]

I think I had sex with her about 5 years ago.

[goathead]

never get tired of that one.....


when we see an ugly person around, we say, "well, now you know"

then the other person say "know what?"

then we say "now you know what a bag of hammered a$$holes looks like"

[DeadRiver]

haha.......ha (i wonder if my message is long enough now)