Aliens

[54warrior]

>Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station closed for the
>Night. They approached one of the gas pumps. The younger alien addressed it
>Saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
>The pump, of course, didn't respond.
>
>Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, the young
>Alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come
>In peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will
>fire!'
>
>The older alien warned his young friend comrade saying, 'You don't want to
>Do that! I don't think you should make him mad.'
>
>'Rubbish,' replied the ****y, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
>And opened fire. There w as a huge explosion and a massive fireball blew
>the
>Younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt crumpled mess about
>200
>Yards away. When he finally regained consciousness, refocused his three
>Eyes
> and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, Wiser
>alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head,
>
>'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
>near
>Killed me! How did you know he was dangerous?'
>
>The older alien leaned over, 'If there's one thing I've learned during our
>Intergalactic travels, when a guy has a pecker he can wrap around himself
>Twice and stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!'

[Blackbeauty]

Nice!

[bigfinderman]

Nice one...

[yamatitan]

haha classic