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10-30-2007, 09:55 AM
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Lame Halloween Joke for the day
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks formula 44 cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) The coffin stops!!!!
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10-30-2007, 10:18 AM
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, why I laughed at that joke I'll never know. I say that ending coming for a mile away. 
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10-30-2007, 10:21 AM
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
Yeah... 54..... the title says it all....
You had a great run going there.... Our condolences....
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10-30-2007, 02:27 PM
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
not lame at all, pretty dam funny
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10-30-2007, 02:35 PM
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
Ok, so "lame" might be a strong adjective for it..... We'll say, "corny" and call it at that... But is was "corny" 20 years ago, too, when I was telling it in high school.....
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
Quote:
Damn you ARE old!!! 
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10-31-2007, 04:34 AM
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Re: Lame Halloween Joke for the day
I thought you knew that.... Oh, and I may have "underestimated" my term in high school...
 1981 seems like FOREVER ago...
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