Kid Chokes on Quarter

[54warrior]

A boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's "twins" and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's "twins", the woman pockets the coin and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

[bigfinderman]

LMAO... Good one!!

[EVO8]

I know this is just a joke but last week I saved a neighbors 2 year old. The kid was choking on a quarter. The lady brought her outside yelling help. First thing she should've done was called 911 but she didn't do that, she ran outside for help first. Luckily, I was in the garage (doors open), having a smoke and sipping some coffee.

[onelowmini]

Good Job man

[Blackbeauty]

Good joke, 54, and yeah, nice job evo! I've used the heimlich maneuver 3 times on people, two strangers, and one friend, when they were choking on food. Feels good....