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11-05-2007, 05:51 AM
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Loss of words:
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11-05-2007, 06:00 AM
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I think it should be illegal to even produce clothing with sayings like that in those sizes!!!!
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11-05-2007, 06:11 AM
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Way TOO much junk in that trunk !!!!
 
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11-05-2007, 07:03 AM
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You might need a different size if your a** stretches out one word into two syllables?!?!?!?!
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11-05-2007, 07:04 AM
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Re: Flirt
"Excuse me. Do these pants make my a s s look fat?"
"Nope. It's all the FAT that makes your a s s look fat...."
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11-05-2007, 07:36 AM
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you know, i blame the manufacture.... if you need spandex if 4x you do not need to wear spandex.
look, fat isn't sexy. it isn't a status symbol anymore either. in the hmm 1800's portly people we looked upon as richer because they were well fed. now, you just look like a lazy slob who's food groups include, mcdonalds, kfc/taco bell/ pizza hut, sonic, wendy's, ihop, and anything else calorie laden... i'm sorry if this is a news flash for some, but i feel it's more a public service announcement... curvey is one thing... THAT is another... warrior, did you get a picture of her front? i want to know where she's hiding her huge set of balls for leaving the house like that.
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11-06-2007, 03:59 AM
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Maybe it doesn't say FLIRT. Maybe there's some letters hidden in the *** crack
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11-06-2007, 05:37 AM
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Looks like a couple of hippos fighting
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11-06-2007, 06:35 AM
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11-06-2007, 06:41 AM
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Maybe she thinks the opposite:
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11-06-2007, 06:42 AM
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^^^omg, Wtf^^^
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note to self: when encountering a fat @ss, yell out "looks like a couple of hippos fighting"
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11-06-2007, 09:05 AM
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oh, you know, at second glance i think i remembered hearing this on the news.. apparently the fat chick ate a skinny girl and stole her pants..
OR she's flirting with obesity OR she's flirting with heart disease
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