The Anniversary Gift (joke)

harrolldean · 11-15-2007, 10:38 AM

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really

angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE

THERE!!'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought

the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom

scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

**Blackbeauty** · 11-15-2007, 10:55 AM

Sounds about right....

Story of my life.....

bigfinderman · 11-15-2007, 11:12 AM

LMAO.. Good one...

**blavis** · 11-15-2007, 11:33 AM

Ed does that at every anniversary. He will never learn.

**Blackbeauty** · 11-15-2007, 11:35 AM

Just hoping one time it will get her off my back!