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11-18-2007, 01:22 PM
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A Marine In College
A Marine in college
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-****ed him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."
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11-18-2007, 04:14 PM
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Re: A Marine In College
How funny!
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11-19-2007, 06:52 AM
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11-19-2007, 06:54 AM
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Re: A Marine In College
I wish this was a true story and not a joke though!!!
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11-19-2007, 07:09 AM
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Re: A Marine In College
That IS funny! A Marine....in COLLEGE?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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11-19-2007, 03:35 PM
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Re: A Marine In College
It's no surprise that the marine believes god is "protecting America's soldiers" as he was lucky enough to make it back with his life and sanity, but give me a break; is "god" an American patriot or something?
But the professor surely deserved to be socked for wasting 15 minutes of the class' time. Kudos to the marine ... |
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