Political humor...

[dank78]

This is NOT a political statement, just thought it was funny...


Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning."

[roy365]

Your opening line is almost as funny as the joke!!!! LOL
Both are good!!

[dank78]

I put the disclaimer on there because it is way too early in the morning to get into any political intrigue (of which I don't know too much anyway). Besides, they are all crooks and I'll take shots at any and all of 'em.

[Johnny08]

Originally Posted by dank78

I put the disclaimer on there because it is way too early in the morning to get into any political intrigue (of which I don't know too much anyway). Besides, they are all crooks and I'll take shots at any and all of 'em.

Well said.

They are all like diapers (need changed often and full of s**t)

[bigfinderman]

LOL!!