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A Menu
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $1000 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.
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12-08-2007, 03:52 PM
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Re: A Menu
another good one. where do you find these stories?
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Re: A Menu
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12-08-2007, 06:59 PM
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Haha...I have a job that allows me to get all my work done in a short amount of time, which means lots of internet browsing!!! Glad you enjoy them!
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