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Old 12-10-2007, 04:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Lawnmower DUI

I am just.... This is just too funny for words!

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Old 12-10-2007, 04:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

"I know my rights. My wife's going to kick your a s s!"

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Old 12-10-2007, 05:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

All the man wanted to do was to just take a leek...geez...cut him some slack there buddy. I know we've all been there a few times. We you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

so how much time did you end up serving for that
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

another complete waste of skin....
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

thats some funny sh1t.

I know the cop will add the other charges like littering and urinating in public....
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

Thats hillarious..
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

That is clearly redneck profiling, which I believe is a violation of his civil rights.

In any case, wouldn't he still have to piss after the spraying/cuffing?
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

It's obvious that he had mowed down a feer beers.
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

i don't think it was real....why would he spray the guy for attempting to piss?? and then when he was on the ground yelling 'is it illegal to cut grass' over and over again, just doesn't seem real to me....
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My sides hurt now! Thanks BB!!!!
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was that redneck papa?
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

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was that redneck papa?
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I think it was BlackBeauty himself!
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

or was it your BIL on his way to BB's house
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Re: Lawnmower DUI

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was that redneck papa?

Now that made me laugh right there hahaha!
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