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12-11-2007, 05:52 AM
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Joe and Kim
Joe took his, knock-down gorgeous, blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy!"
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12-11-2007, 05:53 AM
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Re: Joe and Kim
thats the best one ive heared in awhile....lol
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12-11-2007, 06:00 AM
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Re: Joe and Kim
 hahahah, where do you get these things? 
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12-11-2007, 06:02 AM
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Re: Joe and Kim
Pretty good one Warrior!
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12-11-2007, 06:51 AM
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Re: Joe and Kim
WMFAO!!!
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Re: Joe and Kim
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good response
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12-11-2007, 08:24 AM
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Re: Joe and Kim
LMAO..
Niiice
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