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Lame Joke of the Day
> > The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
> > because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The
> > interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
like
> > to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's
occupation.
> >
> > "He's a funeral director," she answered.
> >
> > "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she
> > wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands
and
> > what they did for a living.
> >
> > She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those
> > years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
> > proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was
in
> > her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on
a
> > preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
> >
> > The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why
she
> > had married four men with such diverse careers.
> >
> > She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for
> the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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