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Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English
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When I got back from Montana last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it
change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you give me your two cents, what happens to the other penny? Taxes, the Democrats tax everything!

Robert Holmes
2005 Titan LE Crew Cab 4x4 ***Gone, but not forgotten. Take your trailer hitch off when not towing, or else an impact could buckle your frame and warp your bed, causing the insurance company to total your truck  ***
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