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Old 12-12-2007, 08:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English

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When I got back from Montana last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it
change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English

Now that was funny.
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Re: Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English



That's a good one......
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Re: Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English

If everybody spoke engrish. This joke would not be very funny.

Very Nice!
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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oldie but goodie
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Re: Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English

Niiiice....
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Re: Joke: Why It's Important to Understand English

Funny, but you may want to change the "just got back from Montana" part since Montana actually ISNT in Canada.
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