Blonde Paint Job

[54warrior]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[BuckyBadger]

Sonds like something my sister would do.

[DeadRiver]

haha didn't really see it coming..

[Fat Possum]

good one. here's a couple quick ones.

1. a blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, "yes, I'd like a cheesburger with large fries and a coke."

the librarian says, "I'm sorry honey, this is a library."

the blonde replies, (in a loud whisper,) "oooh, I'm sorry, could I have a cheesburger, large fries and a coke."


2. A prostitute tells an old man, "I'll do anything you want that you can describe in three words or less for $50."
the old man thinks for a second and says, "okay, paint my house."

[rgregory1965]

good ones...LOL

[bigfinderman]

Niiiice.....