Walmart Condoms

54warrior · 01-14-2008, 07:25 AM

A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

(you'll love this one...................)

'Cleanup, Register 5'

**Blackbeauty** · 01-14-2008, 07:50 AM

Almost saw that cuming, but didn't want to go there!

Quartz · 01-14-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackbeauty

Almost saw that cuming, but didn't want to go there!

OMG. That hurt worse than the joke did.

Doola36 · 01-14-2008, 08:32 AM

That was funny.

ldizzle_sks · 01-14-2008, 08:57 AM

very funny. when i first read the title I thought this would be about walmarts low prices on condoms lol usually half the price compared to drug stores

**DeadRiver** · 01-14-2008, 09:29 AM

i enjoyed this thread until i read BB's comment

**Blackbeauty** · 01-14-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadRiver

i enjoyed this thread until i read BB's comment

Well then, my day won't be a total loss...

bigfinderman · 01-14-2008, 09:41 AM

LMAO.. Good one!

fuRyTACO · 05-15-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ldizzle_sks

very funny. when i first read the title I thought this would be about walmarts low prices on condoms lol usually half the price compared to drug stores

LMFAO dido.