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Old 01-17-2008, 04:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Barber Shop

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and asked him to do a favor. "Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, the friend returns to the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, " So where does the guy go when he leaves?"
The friend looked up, wiping the tears from his eyes, and said, "Your house."

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Re: Barber Shop

hahahaha
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Re: Barber Shop

LMAO!!!! Thats hillarious......
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