Shipwrecked

[54warrior]

A Greek man was washed up on beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog survived with him. He looked around and realized that they were stranded on a desert island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -- a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started to look better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm away from the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening the man introduced Hillary to the evening sunset ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -- perfect night for romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk."

[Blackbeauty]

Well he made the right choice, anyway!

[roy365]

Brother Bill would agree.

[Fat Possum]

Bill Clinton walks into the white house with the nastiest, meanest, mangiest, stinkin' mutt you ever saw. Full of ticks, hotspots, reeking of carrion and snapping at everyone in the room; Bill introduced the dog to Al Gore and says, "his name's Vince, I got him for Hillary."

Al thinks a second and says, "dang, good trade, Bill."

[wheels]

Reminds me that it's time to get a ANYONE BUT HILLARY sticker for my truck

[07cajuntitan]

That's some funny stuff!!

[roy365]

Someone gave me this.......LMAO.