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Old 01-22-2008, 10:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Risqué Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Risqué Riddles

Dude, I don't where you get this stuff but keep it comming. Hahaha!
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Risqué Riddles

BAHAHAHAHA oh man, if you have more of these keep 'em coming!
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Re: Risqué Riddles

Those are hilarious
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Re: Risqué Riddles

These are good. They started my morning off right.
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these are old, but good.
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Re: Risqué Riddles

Dude...my sides are killin' me...great stuff - keep them coming
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Re: Risqué Riddles

Very funny chit.
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Re: Risqué Riddles

Thats stuff is funny I copied and sent an e-mail to everyone at my work.
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Hahahahaha!
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