america

[learnhowtowork]

John Smith started the day early having set his
Alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


Was perking, he shaved with his


Electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG ).


He put on a


Dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),



Designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


And


Tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA )


After cooking his breakfast in his new


Electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )




He sat down with his


Calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


To see how much he could spend today. After setting his


Watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


To the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


He got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


Filled it with GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


And continued his search




For a good paying AMERICAN JOB


At the end


Of yet another discouraging


And fruitless day


Checking his


Computer


(Made In Malaysia ),


Joe decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals



(MADE IN BRAZIL )


Poured himself a glass of


Wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )



And turned on his



TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


And then wondered


Why he can't find


A good paying job


In AMERICA ...

[EVO8]

Ahhh, this one was really good!

[mika777]

Sad but true.

[Blackbeauty]

Hmmmm... now I see... Explains a lot!

[Overide]

maybe he should have gotten an education and kept up with the times.

[matthews]

Originally Posted by Overide

maybe he should have gotten an education and kept up with the times.

Haha, damn straight

[walleeme]

I am sure there are good jobs in Canton, MS.

[matthews]

Originally Posted by walleeme

I am sure there are good jobs in Canton, MS.

Yep, an example of insourcing that no one thinks about

[Fat Possum]

Seems to me that all John needs to do is get a straight razor, timex, gas stove, and a macintosh computer,
Made in the USA
lay off the pansy wine and drink Budwieser or Samuel Adams
Made in the USA
get in his Titan
Made in Canton, Mississippi USA
and start his 5.6L engine
Made in Decherd, Tennessee USA
and drive his *** to Smyrna, TN to work for Nissan North America
Based in Franklin, Tennessee USA
building Altimas and Maximas
Made in Smyrna, Tennessee USA

He'd be 1, employed, and 2, less likely to blame other people for his own circumstances.
(Probably wouldn't hurt to ditch the jeans and sneakers for the job interviews, either ...just a thought.)

[Tyltan]

Originally Posted by Fat Possum

Seems to me that all John needs to do is get a straight razor, timex, gas stove, and a macintosh computer,
Made in the USA
lay off the pansy wine and drink Budwieser or Samuel Adams
Made in the USA
get in his Titan
Made in Canton, Mississippi USA
and start his 5.6L engine
Made in Decherd, Tennessee USA
and drive his *** to Smyrna, TN to work for Nissan North America
Based in Franklin, Tennessee USA
building Altimas and Maximas
Made in Smyrna, Tennessee USA

He'd be 1, employed, and 2, less likely to blame other people for his own circumstances.
(Probably wouldn't hurt to ditch the jeans and sneakers for the job interviews, either ...just a thought.)

That's great

[ReefJones]

Originally Posted by Fat Possum

Seems to me that all John needs to do is get a straight razor, timex, gas stove, and a macintosh computer,
Made in the USA
lay off the pansy wine and drink Budwieser or Samuel Adams
Made in the USA
get in his Titan
Made in Canton, Mississippi USA
and start his 5.6L engine
Made in Decherd, Tennessee USA
and drive his *** to Smyrna, TN to work for Nissan North America
Based in Franklin, Tennessee USA
building Altimas and Maximas
Made in Smyrna, Tennessee USA

He'd be 1, employed, and 2, less likely to blame other people for his own circumstances.
(Probably wouldn't hurt to ditch the jeans and sneakers for the job interviews, either ...just a thought.)

Now that right there is funny!

He probably settled down in his chair with his wine to watch LifeTime!
Reef