Gettin' my joke fix for the day!

[tholmes]

Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle
and they were having a pretty good season. One
morning, he was shaving and the phone rang. His
wife answered it and called out to him that Sports
Illustrated wanted to talk to him.

Coach Morris was excited that his team was
apparently about to receive national recognition
in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of
fact, he was so excited that he cut himself
with his razor.

Covered with blood and shaving lather and running
downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down
the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he made
it to the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello"?

The voice on the other end asked, "Is this Speedy
Morris"?

"Yes, yes!" he replied excitedly.

Then the voice continued, "Mr. Morris, for just
seventy-five cents an issue, we can give you a
one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated."

__________________________________________________ ______

One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little
Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize - a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied,
"Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."

__________________________________________________ _____________

You might recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 Years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside
Roswell , New Mexico .. This is a well-known incident that many say
has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other Federal
Agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

[Quartz]

Damn aliens and their time travel. Feinstein, Pelosi, Boxer, and Kerry were all born before 1947. I'd rather believe the joke though.

BTW. that bunny with the pancake cracks me up everytime I see it.

[Blackbeauty]

nice... and +1 on the bunny!