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Expensive Jewelry
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortable, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t when I tell you the price.'
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01-24-2008, 09:30 AM
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
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01-24-2008, 09:34 AM
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
I just farted while reading this
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
Just farted again. I think I better go poop.
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01-24-2008, 11:30 AM
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
Lou...roll the windows down...
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Re: Expensive Jewelry
Ronald Reagan humor
The prez and the Queen of England were in a horse drawn carriage inspecting the troops when the horse emitted a rude fart. A short silence ensued and then the Queen replied " There are some things I am afraid, that even royalty has no control over.... To which our guy said, " If you hadn't said anything, I'd have assumed it was the horse! That right there is funny, I don't care who you are, that theres funny..........and what makes America great IMO
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