Crazy wife

*Blakker08* · 02-18-2008, 01:54 PM

Hello All,

I have a bunch of notebook parts floating around, and I need a spare notebook for a project I have in mind. So I started looking at ebay on lunch today.

While looking through for "fixer-uppers" that might need a hard drive, screen, or dvd, I came across this one. Read the description, lol.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120223137775

....and I thought my wife was bad.

-B

Quartz · 02-18-2008, 02:01 PM

Learning about gravity. LOL. At least he didn't have to learn about F=MA.

(Anybody who had to sit through physics for more than a class or two will recognize that equation)

*Blakker08* · 02-18-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Quartz

Learning about gravity. LOL. At least he didn't have to learn about F=MA.

(Anybody who had to sit through physics for more than a class or two will recognize that equation)

Newton never married. Otherwise there'd be a fourth law.

CB+HMO=HFUBAR

(Crazy b*tch + Heavy Movable Object = Husband F'd Up Beyond All Recognition)

-B

Noseeum · 02-18-2008, 02:18 PM

I am so glad I am not married.

Alfaracer75 · 02-18-2008, 03:16 PM

Ouch that's an expensive projectile! She couldn't have just thrown something cheap like a shoe?

bigblue06 · 02-18-2008, 04:20 PM

Some women are truly HIGH maintenance... Cheap projectiles won't do.

stlblues · 02-18-2008, 06:13 PM

If the screen is cracked, you can almost bet the motherboard took a hit, in which case you have a $50 boat anchor. Its basicly there with a busted screen. My wife has never thrown anything at me, even after 20 yrs, much less a computer, and she has three laptops to choose from.

CHEVY05CREW · 02-18-2008, 07:14 PM

I just trashed a old laptop, the motherboard was bad and being that the laptop was so old it wasn't worth fixing. After reading this it gave me a good idea and I wish I hadn't trashed it.

I could have listed it on ebay for guys that have wives like that. They could have bought the old brick I had and gave it to their wife to throw instead of a good working one.....LOL

Zzyzx · 02-19-2008, 01:50 AM

Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...

CONSERVE GRAVITY

Follow these simple suggestions:

(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
(4) Avoid showers ... take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes.

gvilleBAMA · 02-19-2008, 10:12 AM

If my wife every threw my mac book pro at me

Zzyzx · 02-19-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gvilleBAMA

If my wife every threw my mac book pro at me

See if you can trade the wifey for a MBP at the Mac store?

ZeroPt99 · 02-19-2008, 02:14 PM

Screwwwww that. My fiance has been so mad at me before she looked ready to brain me with a shovel, but she's never done anything crazy. She'll walk away and leave the house before she'd damage some of my stuff out of spite. I can't imagine putting up with a nutjob who'd throw a freakin laptop at me just cause she was mad. That's an expensive little tantrum. Noo thank you.