Nine words women use...

BBtruck · 02-12-2008, 12:28 AM

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Hopefully this would help those young cats that will get subjugated into a relationship. Beware.

For us old cats, well most of us just use some defensive modes like the selective hearing method or other protective postures like going to the garage get under the car and bang on something every once and awhile to appear busy. I'm still trying to figure out how to put a TV monitor between the exhaust pipe and the driveshaft. I spend a lot of time under there. Any advice?

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master_1011 · 02-12-2008, 01:26 AM

Sad...but soooooooo true.

My wife always pulls the "nothing" card. always.

BK19702 · 02-12-2008, 05:21 AM

LOL! My wife's a big fan of "whatever" in arguments.

EP6:11 · 02-12-2008, 11:03 AM

Sooo True! I usually get a (#5) followed by a (#9). When I ask what is wrong, I get a rant that lasts at least (#2).

**DeadRiver** · 02-12-2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EP6:11

Sooo True! I usually get a (#5) followed by a (#9). When I ask what is wrong, I get a rant that lasts at least (#2).

so how long you been married? lol

EP6:11 · 02-12-2008, 01:01 PM

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so how long you been married? lol

14 years. I was just being funny although that does happen from time to time lol.

rholland · 02-12-2008, 01:13 PM

I've been married to the same woman for 40 years, and every one of the 9 are sooo true.

**DeadRiver** · 02-12-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by EP6:11

14 years. I was just being funny although that does happen from time to time lol.

we haven't even gotten married yet and some of these make me crack up.... I just wanted to know what my over/under on reality was.. it appears i'm screwed but just another member of the club

was240 · 02-12-2008, 02:14 PM

I have a problem with number 2. 5 minutes means 5 minutes ago to the g-f. Other than that every thing else seems to sum her up pretty well.

NICK@STILLEN · 02-13-2008, 05:09 PM

Hahahaha.... My Wife Is In Law, I Wish It Was As Easy As These Words!!! =0/ Lol

BBtruck · 02-13-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NICK@STILLEN

Hahahaha.... My Wife Is In Law, I Wish It Was As Easy As These Words!!! =0/ Lol

You are either a brave soul or mastered the art of "Yes dear". Either way lets all bow our heads for the dead man walking...lol

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