golf nut

[learnhowtowork]

There are two things on earth that are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity.

Last winter Fred met a woman while on vacation in the Keys and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner at the Ocean View and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Fred said to his lady friend.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," Fred replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

[Timmyo2L]

Thats a good one. I must be ready for bed though because I didnt get it the first time.