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Old 02-21-2008, 06:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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No arms and no legs

What do you call a guy with now arms and no legs …..

On your door step?
Matt.

Water skiing?
Skip.

In your mail box?
Bill.

Stuck to a wall?
Art.

In your pool?
Bob.

Under your car?
Jack.

On the Beach?
Sandy.

On a pile of leaves?
Russell.

On your BBQ?
Frank.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on your BBQ?
Patty.

A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene.

A Chinese woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Irene.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.

There are more but I’ll stop now.
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Re: No arms and no legs

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take him for a drag.
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Re: No arms and no legs

Russell, LOL!!
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