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No arms and no legs
What do you call a guy with now arms and no legs …..
On your door step?
Matt.
Water skiing?
Skip.
In your mail box?
Bill.
Stuck to a wall?
Art.
In your pool?
Bob.
Under your car?
Jack.
On the Beach?
Sandy.
On a pile of leaves?
Russell.
On your BBQ?
Frank.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on your BBQ?
Patty.
A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene.
A Chinese woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Irene.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
There are more but I’ll stop now.
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