Why A Man Has 2 Dogs vs. 2 Women

**roy365** · 02-21-2008, 10:46 AM

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

AppleJacks · 02-22-2008, 12:49 PM

that was right on the money

boya544 · 02-22-2008, 01:51 PM

That is so true Im going to show my wife this so I can get another dog

**DeadRiver** · 02-22-2008, 02:03 PM

yeah, but who wants to **** their dog?

lol

**roy365** · 02-22-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadRiver

yeah, but who wants to **** their dog?

lol

I prefer sheep.

**DeadRiver** · 02-26-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by roy365

I prefer sheep.

you're baaaaaaaaaaaaad

**Blackbeauty** · 02-26-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadRiver

you're baaaaaaaaaaaaad

That's a pretty corny joke... especially from someone who previously posted pics of his "wild weekend".....

**roy365** · 02-26-2008, 11:47 AM

Finally.....this joke/thread has reached superstar status!!!!

**DeadRiver** · 02-26-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackbeauty

That's a pretty corny joke... especially from someone who previously posted pics of his "wild weekend".....

no hard feelings pal, we've all been rejected by plastic sheep

**roy365** · 02-26-2008, 12:24 PM

You know actually looking at that picture of the blowup sheep there.........that hole looks like an awfully streched bum you see on the net. It does have purdy eyes and lips though.

**DeadRiver** · 02-26-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by roy365

You know actually looking at that picture of the blowup sheep there.........that hole looks like an awfully streched bum you see on the net. It does have purdy eyes and lips though.

you mean the kind that can hold an apple?