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Old 02-21-2008, 07:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......


You had me there for a minute
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

hahahah that was pretty damn good =]
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha thats hilarious.
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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oldie but goodie..
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

LMFAO! Thats great.......
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Old 02-22-2008, 05:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL, that's a good one!
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Great story!
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Yeah you got me! That was GREAT!!!
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Old 02-22-2008, 11:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

good 1
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

I would fail that test
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

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I would fail that test
haha! a double-funny
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lol that was a good one.
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Re: Wifes cute sister,nothing but trouble......

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lol that was a good one.
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Lol, nice!
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