Playing Cards

[54warrior]

A young boy is walking back to his room. When he passes his parents' room, he hears them having sex. He yells into his dad "hey dad, whatcha doin in there?" His father replies, "Playin cards". Boy: "Who's your partner?" Dad: "Your mother". The boy continues to his room and as he passes his sister's room, he hears her having sex too, so he says " Hey sis, whatcha doin?" Sis: "Playin cards" Boy: "Who's your partner?" Sis: "My boyfriend." So he continues on and makes it back to his room. About an hour goes by and the dad gets up to go to the bathroom. As he walks by his son's room he hears a funny noise and yells in "Hey son... whatcha doin?" Son: "Playin cards" Dad: "Who's your partner?"

And the son replies: "With a hand like this, who needs a partner???"