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The Love Dress
A nosy Mother went to see her just married son. She rang the doorbell and went inside. She found her new Daughter in Law stretched out on the couch, And was shocked to find Naked! Just What Are You Doing? The Daughter in Law replied, "I'm Wearing My Love Dress! What dress,,,, You're naked! The Young wife replied I wear this dress everyday when my husband comes home, He see's me wearing this Love dress and makes love till he can no longer stand up! And he adores me for it! Well the Mother see's the idea and goes home. She showers and put on some romantic perfume , dims the lights, stretches out on the sofa and waits. The husband comes home, and asks, What are you doing? She replied, I'm wearing my Love Dress! He replied,,, NEEDS IRONING!!! BTW,,, Whats for dinner?
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Re: The Love Dress
Dammit man i bout choked.. Good one!
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