Home Depot

[54warrior]

Charlie was fixing a door
and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful
Bathroom faucet while she was waiting
for Walt, the manager,
to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked
'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied,
'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!'
Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe
the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,
and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled,
'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
"No, but I will for the faucet."

[Blackbeauty]

I think I know that guy! He waited on me last time!!!! SICKO!!!