What causes arthritis??

[54warrior]

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like gin sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half
empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what
causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much
alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and
lack of a bath."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized "I'm
very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

[Blackbeauty]

Oh, that's choice!!!!

[Pops]

Hahahaha!!!!!

[walleeme]

Apparently I have arthritis.

[DeadRiver]

hahaha.......

[CVTITAN]

Wow and to think I thought it was caused by trauma..

[gadget74]

good stuff!

[blavis]

Originally Posted by walleeme

Apparently I have arthritis.

What an excellent joke.