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Hot Date in Arkansas
Hot date in Arkansas
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?' The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
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