Global Warming What If

**anmut** · 03-31-2008, 05:36 PM

What if global warming was real - but it was not caused by an excess of carbon related gases? What if it was caused by the multitude of radio frequencies we transmit.

Stay with me here - a microwave oven excites water molecules producing heat to cook our food. These radio waves run at a certain frequency within a certain area of space to achieve this.

What if all the RF we produce in our transmitting towers for cell, radio & TV combined with the "space" of our atmosphere is heating the water molecules that are present and thus warming the globe?

RckyMtnTitan · 03-31-2008, 05:39 PM

Interesting

Yellomantis · 03-31-2008, 06:14 PM

I'm with Mother Earth on this one.

Global warming is a natural phenomenon of the Earth.

Here's the Cliff's notes version:
As the holes on the Ozone layer opens up, letting in more UV rays and heating the atmosphere, the plankton in the world's oceans multiply like crazy, thus giving off more Oxygen. That Oxygen given off by the plankton, starts to close the holes in the Ozone layer, thus cooling off the worlds temps. As the holes close, cutting off the UV rays to the plankton, they die off and the cycle starts all over again. Al Gore is an idiot, but we all knew that!

**anmut** · 03-31-2008, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Yellomantis

I'm with Mother Earth on this one.

Global warming is a natural phenomenon of the Earth.

Here's the Cliff's notes version:
As the holes on the Ozone layer opens up, letting in more UV rays and heating the atmosphere, the plankton in the world's oceans multiply like crazy, thus giving off more Oxygen. That Oxygen given off by the plankton, starts to close the holes in the Ozone layer, thus cooling off the worlds temps. As the holes close, cutting off the UV rays to the plankton, they die off and the cycle starts all over again. Al Gore is an idiot, but we all knew that!

Makes sense - you know the old adage - the simplest solution is usually the best solution.

daptech · 03-31-2008, 06:28 PM

I'm not concerned about Global Warming. If it is real, either
natural or human caused, humans will not be able to stop it.

Yellomantis · 03-31-2008, 06:40 PM

The thing is, humans just accelerated it, that's all. All will fall back into place once the plankton have the ability to reproduce.

SpiritOne · 03-31-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Yellomantis

The thing is, humans just accelerated it, that's all. All will fall back into place once the plankton have the ability to reproduce.

heh, except we have taken that ability away from them because of our polluting and dumping, and so they can't reproduce as well as they want to. In fact, the ocean is actually going through desertification in areas where whole areas of growth are dieing out and we don't know why. Whole landscapes gone.

Honestly though, it doesn't matter. Because before we die of global warming, were all going to die of starvation. Something is killing all of the bees, and we don't know what the hell that is either. Some people say, who cares about bees, well, bees pollinate 80% of the fruit and vegetables you buy. No bees, no pollination, no food. Good luck!

Yellomantis · 03-31-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SpiritOne

heh, except we have taken that ability away from them because of our polluting and dumping, and so they can't reproduce as well as they want to. In fact, the ocean is actually going through desertification in areas where whole areas of growth are dieing out and we don't know why. Whole landscapes gone.

Damn dude! Where have ya been?

But, back on topic, I was going to say something to that effect, but I really didn't feel like going into depth on this.

Steamguy · 04-01-2008, 01:40 PM

The air's too clean.

For the last fifty or sixty years, we've been trying to clean up the atmosphere, and now we're paying the price. It's got very little to do with "carbon" or other snake-oils being peddled. The problem's caused by the lack of particulate matter to reflect the sunlight away.

All cities worldwide are far cleaner than they were in 1950. Think about the acid fogs of London, and more recently, Mexico City smog. Now Beijing is suddenly realizing that they want to clean up also.

Go look at worldwide temperatures after Mt. St. Helens went off in 1980. They all went down from one to two degrees.

So what we really need is a couple good volcanic eruptions and we'll be in better shape. Oh, and they have to happen periodically so that the net result is cooling.

grnTitan04 · 04-01-2008, 01:56 PM

anmut, you forgot to put the early APRIL FOOLS at the end there...

Sounds plausible, but why hasn't anyone else explored the idea?