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Old 07-15-2008, 02:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hooked on Phonics Joke

Some five-year old students were learning to read when one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it did....


African Elephant


Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?
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Re: Hooked on Phonics Joke

That was a new one on me. Good stuff!
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Re: Hooked on Phonics Joke

lol good one.
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