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Hooked on Phonics Joke
Some five-year old students were learning to read when one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"
And so it did....
African Elephant
Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?
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Robert Holmes
2005 Titan LE Crew Cab 4x4 ***Gone, but not forgotten. Take your trailer hitch off when not towing, or else an impact could buckle your frame and warp your bed, causing the insurance company to total your truck  ***
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