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Old 06-09-2008, 07:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cure for a Nasty Sunburn

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a
horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to
blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed
continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,
and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do
for him, Doctor?"

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
keep the sheets off his legs."
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Cure for a Nasty Sunburn

HAHAHA That was a good one!
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Re: Cure for a Nasty Sunburn

I dont know whats worse the sunburn or seeing all those hot nurses walk around after being fed viagra every 4 hours.
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Re: Cure for a Nasty Sunburn

Niiiiiice......
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